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arnews[0] += "Well, here we are, coming up to the winter tube stakes and the jockeying has already begun for our attention.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "United Way Community Campaign Raises $25.7 million, Exceeds Goal Submitted by Jennifer Sprague, United Way Community Campaign, on 2009-11-20. Former United Way Community Campaign Loaned Executive Frank DeMaio reveals the final campaign total during a game of \"Deal or No Deal\" Nov.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:59:53 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Given this country's obsession with a sport as violence-laden as hockey, perhaps its not a surprise that one of our other national passions a ' comedy a ' has become just as hard-hitting. A new anthology of homegrown standup acts from the past 35 years reveals dramatic changes in Canadian humour, from the comics delivering the lines to the ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "What: Howie Mandel When and where: Friday at 8 p.m., National Arts Centre Southam Hall Tickets: $60 to $90, available from the NAC box office or through Ticketmaster: www.ticketmaster.ca or 613-755-1111. and ADHD .";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:45:12 GMT";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "Second Moncton show added for Canadian funnyman. A23 There must be something in the air in Canada when you realize that all the funniest people in the world are Canadians.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:39:34 GMT";
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "Daily horoscopes each weekday at www.eyeweekly.com/horoscope ! Aries Trying to figure out how to ask for a raise in time for your holiday-spending spree? Some combination of work harder, work better or work faster is a definite prerequisite, especially when Christmas bonuses are increasingly becoming a thing of the past.";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:00:07 GMT";
arnews[5] += "
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arnews[6]="
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arnews[6] += "Gerry Flahive Published on Tuesday, Nov. 17, 2009 6:48PM EST Last updated on Wednesday, Nov.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "Canada is a world-leader at producing standup comedians. See Jim Carrey and Howie Mandel.";
arnews[7] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:36:40 GMT";
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