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arnews[0]="Strange de Jim's Zingers Collection November 1-6 2009
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arnews[0] += "November wins: O'Brien 2, Leno 1, Colbert 1, Fallon 1 Monday, November 2 Winner Conan O'Brien: \"For Halloween Obama went as the whitest President in U.S. history.\" Conan O'Brien: \"In one town someone stole pumpkins off peoples' porches and returned them carved.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[1]="TV Daily
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arnews[1] += "Thursday: Injuries abound on \"Survivor: Micronesia.\" Plus: What did you think of \"Top Chef\" on Wednesday? Prime Pick Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS During last week's brutal reward challenge on \"Survivor: Micronesia\" half of the Survivors suffered injuries, from Chet's minor head trauma to Jonathan's deep gash in his leg, which had to be sewn up by ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[2]="Freshman Series Update
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arnews[2] += "But the race among adults 18-49 should be a close call between ABC and CBS. Third overall was Fox, followed by below-average NBC and The CW.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:45:14 GMT";
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arnews[3]="What's On Tonight: Smallville, Clone Wars, White Collar, The Soup
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arnews[3] += "At 8, ABC has a new Supernanny , followed by new episodes of Ugly Betty and 20/20 . CBS has a new Ghost Whisperer , then new episodes of Medium and Numb3rs .";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:33:00 GMT";
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arnews[4]="Tuesday - Manchester City (Supposedly) REALLY Want Raheem...
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arnews[4] += "A completely unofficial and unaffiliated fan website devoted solely to news about Queens Park Rangers Football Club.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:31:02 GMT";
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arnews[5]="If your name is on this list, the check isn't in the mail
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arnews[5] += "Jennifer Crane, are you reading this? How about Glen Sewell? Crane and Sewell are among 18 Delaware County residents -- and 31 people in East Central Indiana -- due undeliverable refunds from the Internal Revenue Service.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:30:17 GMT";
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