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arnews[0] += "Like relics from a simpler time, two new comedy albums recently showed up on my desk: Artie Lange's \"Jack and Coke,\" a switchblade-vicious assault from Howard Stern's sidekick; and \"The 2000 Year Old Man: The Complete History,\" a deluxe packaging of Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks' classic bit.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:30:19 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "The American Music Awards are presented live tonight from the Nokia theatre in Los Angeles.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:26:11 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Mel Brooks regularly gets letters from high school students. They're not asking questions about the 83-year-old director's classic comedy movies such as \"Blazing Saddles,\" \"The Producers\" and \"Young Frankenstein.\" What's caught their attention is a comedy routine Brooks and Carl Reiner have performed for 50 years: \"The 2000 Year Old Man.\" The young ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:38:24 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Eight decades after pioneering the concept of broadcasting, NBC is on the verge of a startling move that illustrates broadcast television's decline.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:40:47 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "As the holiday hype rises to jangle the nerves, music seems the perfect antidote to cloying seasonal TV movies.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:28:16 GMT";
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "DUMMERSTON, Vt. - The only good thing about George Carlin's death on Sunday at the age of 71 - and there is no good thing about George Carlin's death on Sunday at the age of 71 - is that he has already given us such a rich body of thought, analysis, observation and truth that it will take us the rest of our lives to work through it all - and even ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:57:14 GMT";
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arnews[6]="
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arnews[6] += "Explore a land of mystic peaks, enchanted forests and crystal fields of ice. Not so far, far away in a place called Montana.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:37:04 GMT";
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arnews[7]="
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arnews[7] += "World-class video game developer Dominique Brown says he likes to create and play fantasy games that tell a story.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[8]="
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arnews[8] += "Eight decades after pioneering the concept of broadcasting, NBC is on the verge of a startling move that illustrates its decline as a broadcast network.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:41:09 GMT";
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