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arnews[0] += "Uwe Boll is getting his name back in the media after a little break from the Boll overkill.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:36:56 GMT";
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "I am afraid I must begin this edition of International Eye Candy with an apology.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:29:08 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "BIRTHDAY GAL: Actress Kristanna Loken was born in Ghent, N.Y., on this day in 1979.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:07:57 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Andrew Kasch just called in from AFM after his yearly conversation with Doctor Boll, in which the Mad German dropped an update on us regarding everyone's favorite sword swinging vampire, Bloodrayne.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:47:47 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Well, folks, since the \"stop Uwe Boll\" petition crapped out at just over three hundred fifty thousand signatures, well short of the million required to put an end to Herr Doktor Uwe Boll's movie career once and for all, he'll be coming out with a new movie called-get this-Darfur. As always, it includes a preposterous mix of has-beens and almost ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:38:09 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Uwe Boll's new movie isn't about games. It's about the genocide in Darfur, and this time, his casting methods may draw controversy.";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:28:18 GMT";
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