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arnews[0] += "Michael Jackson and John Safran are peas in a pod, two sides of the same coin, ebony and ivory on the keyboard in perfect harmony.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:35:20 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Australian News.Net Thursday 1st October, 2009 Melbourne, Oct 1 : Indian-origin Men's magazine model Siobhan Parekh is allegedly dating Kings Cross biker Mark Judge, who was once linked to TV starlet Jodi Gordon.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:00:49 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "MENS magazine model Siobhan Parekh, ex-girlfriend of Mark Philippoussis , is rumoured to have taken up with the Kings Cross biker linked to TV starlet Jodi Gordon during her spectacular fall from grace.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:06:50 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Instead of blaming his desperate need for acknowledgement and acceptance brought on by his mommy issues and narcissistic God complex, Kanye West is blaming the makers of Hennessey for making him run and whine on the stage at the MTV VMA's to interrupt Taylor Swift's acceptance speech like a 3-year old who just dropped an ice cream cone.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:36:00 GMT";
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "Check out today's selection of hot links from around the web. Starpulse members can submit links to stuff all around the web, like articles, videos, strange news, photo galleries and more.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:44:48 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "SHE went off to La La land chasing a guy and a gig but glamour model Krystal Forscutt has reportedly returned to Australia with neither.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:46:15 GMT";
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arnews[6]="
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arnews[6] += "SHE went off to La La land chasing a guy and a gig but glamour model and former Big Brother housemate Krystal Forscutt has returned to Australia with neither.";
arnews[6] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 14 Aug 2009 06:16:16 GMT";
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arnews[7]="
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arnews[7] += "He copped a flogging in the press. Now the man behind Jodi Gordona TMs spectacular fall from grace has received a more traditional beating, during a night out at Kings Cross.";
arnews[7] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:00:01 GMT";
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