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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.tucsonweekly.com/tucson/top-ten-in-movies/Content?oid=1559669' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.tucsonweekly.com/tucson/top-ten-in-movies/Content?oid=1559669',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08e512dc630' name='a_4b08e512dc630' >Now Showing at Home</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08e512dc630').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "DVD GEEK FACTOR 8.5 While this film failed to set the box office afire, it still counts as the best Adam Sandler film in years, and contains both his and Seth Rogen's best screen work yet.";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.laweekly.com/2009-11-19/columns/talking-the-pith-out-of-kathy-griffin/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.laweekly.com/2009-11-19/columns/talking-the-pith-out-of-kathy-griffin/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08e512e144f' name='a_4b08e512e144f' >Talking the Pith Out of Kathy Griffin</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08e512e144f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "Though her TV reality show, My Life on the D-List , is on hiatus after its fifth season, Kathy Griffin 's pushing a heap o' new product.";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:06:43 GMT</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.berkshireeagle.com/sports/ci_13804020' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.berkshireeagle.com/sports/ci_13804020',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08e512e626f' name='a_4b08e512e626f' >MCLA looks to improve</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08e512e626f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "One team sees room to grow and the other has nowhere to go but up. The basketball teams at the Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts both have high hopes for the 2009-10 season.";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:58:54 GMT</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.laweekly.com/events/sex-drugs-and-gefilte-fish-the-heeb-storytelling-collection-755174/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.laweekly.com/events/sex-drugs-and-gefilte-fish-the-heeb-storytelling-collection-755174/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08e512eb09a' name='a_4b08e512eb09a' >Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish: The Heeb Storytelling Collection</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08e512eb09a').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "As everyone knows, Jews own and run Hollywood. Unlike a premortem Marlon Brando, who proclaimed this to Larry King a few years back, no one can kvetch at me for saying this because I AM A JEW, WHICH GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING I WANT ABOUT MY PEOPLE.";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:28:50 GMT</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.slackerwood.com/node/906' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.slackerwood.com/node/906',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08e512efeb2' name='a_4b08e512efeb2' >AFF Review: Cummings Farm</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08e512efeb2').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "Funny things happen on the way to an orgy. Three young couples, in various levels of committment, decide to have an orgy over a weekend getaway at Cummings Farm .";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:00:50 GMT</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.lancastereaglegazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009910310327' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.lancastereaglegazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009910310327',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08e51300a8f' name='a_4b08e51300a8f' >Laura 'Idell' (Sweeney) McCarty</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08e51300a8f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "ZANESVILLE: Laura 'Idell' McCarty, 97, died  peacefully with family at her side on October 30, 2009 at Primrose Retirement Community in Zanesville.";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</i>";
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arnews[6]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20316297,00.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20316297,00.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08e513058af' name='a_4b08e513058af' >Nicole & Keith's Rock 'n' Roll Date Night | Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08e513058af').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[6] += "The celebrity couple pulled up to the backstage entrance, sneaking into the show under the radar.";
arnews[6] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:36:42 GMT</i>";
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