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arnews[0] += "In new comedy Holy Water , a hijacked shipment of Viagra falls down a well in the Irish village of Kilcoulins Leap, causing libidos to run wild among the townsfolk as heavies from the US - played by sci-fi icon Linda Hamilton and Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - arrive to recover the stolen drugs.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Linda Hamilton has admitted that Terminator Salvation failed to live up to her expectations.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:36:40 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "In the past year, our country increased its national debt by $1.9 trillion, including $245 billion in bailout funds as part of a greater effort to create change.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:55:44 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "In the past year, our country increased its national debt by $1.9 trillion, including $245 billion in bailout funds as part of a greater effort to create change.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 29 Jan 2010 00:07:48 GMT";
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "In the past year, our country increased its national debt by $1.9 trillion, including $245 billion in bailout funds as part of a greater effort to create change.";
arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:17:21 GMT";
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "Conversely, Cinequest, a company that has stayed in the black since inception, spent less than $2 million to create change by empowering the artistic revolutionaries of our time: the Mavericks, those who astound, electrify, inspire, laugh, pioneer - and in turn create rippling effects throughout the world.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT";
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