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arnews[0]="Nobody Wants to Play with Kanye, Not Even for Haiti's Sake
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arnews[0] += "George Clooney won't let Kanye be in his telethon, Kanye ruins everything . Tara Reid gets engaged to a mysterious \"billionaire.\" Michael Lohan abandons a puppy.";
arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:37:41 GMT";
arnews[0] += "
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arnews[1]="Ryan Cabrera woos new bird: Audrina Patridge
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arnews[1] += "Musician Ryan Cabrera may be courting a new lady friend - Audrina Patridge. Singer-songwriter Ryan Cabrera can add a new bullet point to his resume: player.";
arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:32:21 GMT";
arnews[1] += "
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arnews[2]="Tila Tequila's Perfect Digital Trainwrecks Merit New Slang: The Tweakout
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arnews[2] += "Tila Tequila 's latest unwillingness to acknowledge the universe's \"Please: stop.\" advice has yet again resulted in a stream of Tweets serving as irrefutable evidence that she needs professional help.";
arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:30:00 GMT";
arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="The Tweetdown or The Tweakout? Tila Tequila's Perfect Digital Trainwrecks Merit New Slang [Freakouts]
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arnews[3] += "Tila Tequila 's latest unwillingness to acknowledge the universe's \"Please: stop.\" advice has yet again resulted in a stream of Tweets serving as irrefutable evidence that she needs professional help.";
arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:30:00 GMT";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="Ryan Cabrera And Lydia Hearst Rekindle Romance?
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arnews[4] += "Pop star Ryan Cabrera has rekindled his romance with socialite-turned-model Lydia Hearst six years after their split, according to U.S. reports.";
arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:34:16 GMT";
arnews[4] += "
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arnews[5]="What's Douche of the Decade Joe Francis Up To Recently? Allegedly...
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arnews[5] += "What else? Joe Francis might have had something to do with Tila Tequila / Casey Johnson .";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 10 Jan 2010 16:48:05 GMT";
arnews[5] += "
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arnews[6]="Kelly Cutrone Bumped Into Patti Smith and Lou Reed at Omen; Brad Pitt Said Hi to Alec Baldwin at Alto
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arnews[6] += "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took a short tour of Manhattan's restaurant scene this week, dining for hours with friends at Alto, and then sharing a date at Le Perigord.";
arnews[6] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:47:36 GMT";
arnews[6] += "
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