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arnews[0]="
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arnews[0] += "Charlie and Alan hire Berta's disturbed sister as a caterer after Evelyn guilts them into throwing a party for her.";
arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:03:57 GMT";
arnews[0] += "
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "Charlie and Alan hire Berta's disturbed sister as a caterer after Evelyn guilts them into throwing a party for her.";
arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:03:40 GMT";
arnews[1] += "
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arnews[2]="
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arnews[2] += "Charlie and Alan hire Berta's disturbed sister as a caterer after Evelyn guilts them into throwing a party for her.";
arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:03:34 GMT";
arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="
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arnews[3] += "When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart.";
arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:20:59 GMT";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart.";
arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:20:44 GMT";
arnews[4] += "
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart.";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:20:22 GMT";
arnews[5] += "
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arnews[6]="
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arnews[6] += "Your Favourite Shows Return on CTV and /A\ - Recaps, Cliff Hangers and Sneak Peeks! Anticipating the return of your favourite shows? CTV and /A\'s tried and true line-up of Canada's most-watched programs are back for the official launch of the fall television season.";
arnews[6] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:11:57 GMT";
arnews[6] += "
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arnews[7]="
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arnews[7] += "Alan is shocked to learn that Jake's pediatrician is sleeping with Judith; while Evelyn confronts Charlie about his hatred for her and is joined by Berta and Rose who demand to know as well.";
arnews[7] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:39:00 GMT";
arnews[7] += "
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arnews[8]="
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arnews[8] += "Alan is shocked to learn that Jake's pediatrician is sleeping with Judith; while Evelyn confronts Charlie about his hatred for her and is joined by Berta and Rose who demand to know as well.";
arnews[8] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:37:59 GMT";
arnews[8] += "
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arnews[z] = tval;
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}
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