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arnews[0] += "More 'Twilight Saga' parodies! Here's one brought to you by Vampax November 21, 3:39 PM LA Personalities Examiner Jorge Carreon Brandon Routh has plenty of bite in Funny or Die's \"Twilight\" parody.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "It's unnecessary to poke fun at Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon because both films are funny enough on their own.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:55:02 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "With The Twilight Saga: New Moon set to hit theaters this week, it seems like a lot of celebrities have been getting into the New Moon parody business.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:40:58 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Actor Val Kilmer is heading to Williams Lake to join the cast of The Thaw, a sci-fi thriller from Vancouver writer-director Mark Lewis.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 18 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Tuesday, March 10 2009 10:07 Of all the 1970s shockers to be remade as part of the recent wave of genre blasts derived from the past, '72's THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT seemed one of the least likely to be updated successfully.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Tuesday, March 10 2009 10:07 Of all the 1970s shockers to be remade as part of the recent wave of genre blasts derived from the past, '72's THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT seemed one of the least likely to be updated successfully.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT";
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