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"; arnews[0] += "Hey, you with the BlackBerry. Ya, you. Look at me, not your screen. Here I am telling you how I survived a car crash while shepherding the last spotted porpoise to its life-pod sanctuary at Marineland, and all you can do is look at your screen."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Want to rent Monica Bellucci for a night? Uzbekistan did.
"; arnews[1] += "Photograph of the Uzbekistan 2020 launch party by Flickr user UZ01. The hot news on the Uznet involves another of Uzbekistan President's daughters, Lola Karimova-Tillaeva, and a certain Italian supermodel."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:00:49 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Movies
"; arnews[2] += "Monica Bellucci plays Sylvia in this weeka s new release, a Brotherhood of the Wolf.a PHOTO COURTESY OF YAHOO.COM New Releases This Week Brotherhood of the Wolf In a rural province in France, in the year 1765, a mysterious, bloodthirsty creature is terrorizing the villagers, butchering men, women and children."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:23:06 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Daddy, Buy Me A Bellucci
"; arnews[3] += "Uzbek President Islam Karimov's daughters are known for living the high life. But even for them, this is pretty impressive."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="First Official Sorcerer's Apprentice Photos
"; arnews[4] += "Fanboyz.net alerted us that they've got scans of the first official photos from Jerry Bruckheimer-producer The Sorcerer's Apprentice ."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:48:36 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="First Photos from The Sorcerer's Apprentice
"; arnews[5] += "Fanboyz.net has posted the first official images from Disney's The Sorcerer's Apprentice ."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:14:00 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
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