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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/?p=49667' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/?p=49667',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08883c5fe02' name='a_4b08883c5fe02' >Strange de Jim's Zingers Collection - November 20 2009</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08883c5fe02').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "O'Brien 3, Colbert 2, Ferguson 2, Letterman 2, Fallon 1, Kimmel 1 Winner Jimmy Kimmel: \"Oprah announced she's quitting to devote herself to yo-yo dieting.\" David Letterman: \"Do you like going home to your parents' house for Thanksgiving? I like getting to see a rotary phone again.\" \"President Obama pardoned the White House turkey.";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:55:09 GMT</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/11/canadians_are_cool_with_how_i.html?f=most-commented-24h-5' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/11/canadians_are_cool_with_how_i.html?f=most-commented-24h-5',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08883c64c21' name='a_4b08883c64c21' >Canadians Are Cool With How I Met Your Mother's Relentless Canadian Jokes</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08883c64c21').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "In an article about HIMYM , which has 700,000 viewers in Canada, the CanWest news service addressed the show's constant teasing of its Canuck character, Robin Scherbatsky, played by actual Canadian Cobie Smulders, quoting her co-star Neil Patrick Harris: \"By the end of season, Cobie was like, 'All right, dudes, enough with the Canadian jokes.\" The ...";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:23:16 GMT</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41342738.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41342738.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08883c69a42' name='a_4b08883c69a42' >Neil Patrick Harris on Craig Ferguson</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08883c69a42').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "Sometimes, I sit and think about straight male celebs that I wish were gay and get all pissed that some of them aren't... but then I think of the precious gem that the gay gods have give us homos: NEIL PATRICK MOTHERFUCKING HARRIS.";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:14:48 GMT</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.northjersey.com/arts_entertainment/70684857.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.northjersey.com/arts_entertainment/70684857.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08883c6e863' name='a_4b08883c6e863' >TV best bets: Sat., Nov. 21</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08883c6e863').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "THE CHRISTMAS WISH a ' When a young man returns to his hometown to revitalize his deceased grandfathera TMs business, he gets an unusual request from his grandmother: Find out the identity of Lillian, the mysterious woman mentioned in her late husbanda TMs journals.";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:54:37 GMT</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.411mania.com/movies/columns/122624' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.411mania.com/movies/columns/122624',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08883c73682' name='a_4b08883c73682' >full article</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08883c73682').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "The Hollywood 5 &amp; 1 11.21.09: Full Moon Edition Posted by Steve Gustafson on 11.21.2009 This week: Tila Tequila has an online meltdown, Twilight's Kristen Stewart causes a fuss on Twitter and Conan O'Brien takes a shot at New Moon on his show! Demi Moore's hip goes missing and Sofia Vergara makes an awkward slip! Martha Stewart takes a swipe at ...";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:19:47 GMT</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.cleveland.com/tv/index.ssf/2009/11/holiday_tv_guide_three_christm.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.cleveland.com/tv/index.ssf/2009/11/holiday_tv_guide_three_christm.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08883c784a2' name='a_4b08883c784a2' >Holiday TV Guide: Three 'Christmas Carols,' two showings of 'Grinch, and much more</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08883c784a2').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "The Grinch and his pal Max are back for another seasonal run of \"How The Grinch Stole Christmas.\" Television programmers decorate for the holidays much the same as we do.";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:31:11 GMT</i>";
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