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arnews[0] += "CRISTIANO Ronaldo has a 'porn star shave' and a stash of blue movies, according to his ex-girlfriend. And she says he is also a cry baby who sobs if he misses a penalty.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:27:46 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "She's the girl who accused you of sleeping with \"eighty thousand\" women after your bitter 2008 break-up. Though on this evidence, NEREIDA GALLARDO must surely have received a similar number of offers from fellas.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:54:32 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "FOOTBALLERS are a superstitious lot and, after hearing about Cristiano Ronaldo 's fate this week, we're beginning to see why.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:42:51 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "But he doesn't fill its trunk. During our time together he got turned on more by looking at himself in the mirror than at me.\" I just did some sick in my mouth.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:25:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "HUNDREDS of illegal websites selling fake Premier League tickets have been shut down by police.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 09 Aug 2009 14:25:19 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "She says they are a pair of tight red pants with an elephant's trunk on the front... but that they don't quite fit him.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:00:00 GMT";
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