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arnews[0] += "Scoop >> Culture >> A \"High\" school education is comedy gold. Wednesday, 25 November 2009, 9:50 am Press Release: Comedy Central NZ MEDIA RELEASE: A \"High\" school education is comedy gold.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:59:50 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "The opening night for the Modernesque Burlesque troupe at Respectable Street Saturday was a glamorous sequin-filled celebration of movement and the female body.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:51:34 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Joan M. Carson, 90, of Litle Silver, died on November 12 at home. For many years she was employed as a licensed practical nurse at Riverview Medical Center, in Red Bank.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:59:12 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Eva Mendes has some advice for holiday shoppers this season: Leave fur on the racks.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:47:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Certainly one of the most ground-breaking print ads to emerge in the history of American advertising was Bacardi's \"Tom, Dick, and Harry By Day\" campaign, starring drag divas Chyna, Kitty Meow, and Fantasy in a full-page national spread that brought the three gender-bending performance artists into mass America's living rooms-and sealed their ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "MAQUOKETA, Iowa -- Elizabeth Ann \"Betty\" Streff, 82, of Maquoketa, died Friday, Nov.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:03:00 GMT";
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