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"; arnews[0] += "With all the Super Bowl excitement yesterday and this morning, I almost completely forgot about this weekend's SNL episode."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:17:23 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Honorable Mention ...
"; arnews[1] += "Sunday, February 7, 2010 Send listings to communityweekly @ fosters.com. SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y. - Molly Gile, Class of 2013 at Skidmore College, earned honors for the fall semester."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:59:05 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Double Shot of Requesto: Brady Campaign Wants Starbucks To Stop Allowing Guns in Stores
"; arnews[2] += "If the Starbucks mermaid were more like Howard Schultz, she'd be wielding a knife, seeing as how Howie stabbed Sonic fans in the back by selling the team to a bunch of Okies."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:42:42 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Know Hope, O Bearded Sons of Maine
"; arnews[3] += "Submitted by Richard Grant on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:35pm. Maine Life \"It would be insufferable,\" the philosopher John Locke declared in 1704, \"for a professor to have a reverend beard overturned by an upstart novelist.\" I don't know what prompted this outburst."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:25:13 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Screening Room: Notable Films of 2010: Part 3
"; arnews[4] += "The final part of this three part series. Be sure to check out the photo gallery below."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:38:46 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="'Saturday Night Live' promo: Ashton Kutcher's Valentine's Day advice
"; arnews[5] += "Tweet this: Ashton Kutcher returns to \"Saturday Night Live\" for the fifth time on Saturday, Feb."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:14:14 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
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