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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/telefile/2010/02/ashton-kutcher-a-surprisingly.php' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/telefile/2010/02/ashton-kutcher-a-surprisingly.php',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b71a697bf16f' name='a_4b71a697bf16f' >Ashton Kutcher: A Surprisingly Non-Annoying SNL Host</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b71a697bf16f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "With all the Super Bowl excitement yesterday and this morning, I almost completely forgot about this weekend's SNL episode.";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:17:23 GMT</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100207/GJCOMMUNITY_01/702079977' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100207/GJCOMMUNITY_01/702079977',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b71a697c3f8e' name='a_4b71a697c3f8e' >Honorable Mention ...</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b71a697c3f8e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "Sunday, February 7, 2010 Send listings to communityweekly @ fosters.com. SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y. - Molly Gile, Class of 2013 at Skidmore College, earned honors for the fall semester.";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:59:05 GMT</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/02/brady_campaign_petitions_starb.php' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/02/brady_campaign_petitions_starb.php',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b71a697c8daf' name='a_4b71a697c8daf' >Double Shot of Requesto: Brady Campaign Wants Starbucks To Stop Allowing Guns in Stores</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b71a697c8daf').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "If the Starbucks mermaid were more like Howard Schultz, she'd be wielding a knife, seeing as how Howie stabbed Sonic fans in the back by selling the team to a bunch of Okies.";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:42:42 GMT</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.downeast.com/coffee-with-that/2010/february/know-hope-bearded-sons-maine' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.downeast.com/coffee-with-that/2010/february/know-hope-bearded-sons-maine',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b71a697cdbd3' name='a_4b71a697cdbd3' >Know Hope, O Bearded Sons of Maine</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b71a697cdbd3').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "Submitted by Richard Grant on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:35pm. Maine Life \"It would be insufferable,\" the philosopher John Locke declared in 1704, \"for a professor to have a reverend beard overturned by an upstart novelist.\" I don't know what prompted this outburst.";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:25:13 GMT</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?id=7259655&amp;section=resources/movies' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?id=7259655&amp;section=resources/movies',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b71a697d29ef' name='a_4b71a697d29ef' >Screening Room: Notable Films of 2010: Part 3</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b71a697d29ef').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "The final part of this three part series. Be sure to check out the photo gallery below.";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:38:46 GMT</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2010/02/saturday-night-live-promo-ashton-kutchers-valentines-day-advice.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2010/02/saturday-night-live-promo-ashton-kutchers-valentines-day-advice.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b71a697d7812' name='a_4b71a697d7812' >'Saturday Night Live' promo: Ashton Kutcher's Valentine's Day advice</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b71a697d7812').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "Tweet this: Ashton Kutcher returns to \"Saturday Night Live\" for the fifth time on Saturday, Feb.";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:14:14 GMT</i>";
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