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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/02/08/jillette.obama.vegas/index.html?hpt=Mid' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/02/08/jillette.obama.vegas/index.html?hpt=Mid',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b722f3ec66a6' name='a_4b722f3ec66a6' >Jillette: Obama's 'stupid' Vegas jab</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b722f3ec66a6').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "President Obama made a couple of stupid little jokes about Vegas. He uses our Las Vegas as a symbol.";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:32:54 GMT</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/-cracklecoms-best-penn-says-religion-dvd-now-available-/2010/02/08/4611130.htm' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/-cracklecoms-best-penn-says-religion-dvd-now-available-/2010/02/08/4611130.htm',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b722f3ecb4c2' name='a_4b722f3ecb4c2' >Crackle.com's 'Best of Penn Says: Religion' DVD Now Available on Amazon.com</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b722f3ecb4c2').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "The \"Best of Penn Says: Religion\" DVD, a compilation of episodes from \"Penn Says,\" the original web series from Crackle.com, Sony Pictures Entertainment's online video network, is the ultimate collection of Penn Jillette's most controversial, completely uncensored assessments.";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:49:37 GMT</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.examiner.com/x-31052-Nevada-Statehouse-Examiner~y2010m2d8-Obamas-remarks-draw-fire-from-horde-of-Nevada-politicians?cid=channel-rss-Politics' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.examiner.com/x-31052-Nevada-Statehouse-Examiner~y2010m2d8-Obamas-remarks-draw-fire-from-horde-of-Nevada-politicians?cid=channel-rss-Politics',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b722f3ed02e2' name='a_4b722f3ed02e2' >Obama's remarks draw fire from horde of Nevada politicians</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b722f3ed02e2').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "President Obama's recent comments regarding Las Vegas, which aren't his first remarks about the city, have drawn outrage from prominent politicians from across the entire state.";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/02/08/jillette.obama.vegas/index.html?hpt=T2' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/02/08/jillette.obama.vegas/index.html?hpt=T2',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b722f3ed5102' name='a_4b722f3ed5102' >Opinion: Obama's 'stupid' jab at Vegas</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b722f3ed5102').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "President Obama made a couple of stupid little jokes about Vegas. He uses our Las Vegas as a symbol.";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:11:55 GMT</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.examiner.com/x-7962-Las-Vegas-Celebrity-Restaurant-Scene-Examiner~y2010m2d7-Confessions-of-a-chocoholic-An-interview-with-Lisa-Lampanelli?cid=channel-rss-Restaurants' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.examiner.com/x-7962-Las-Vegas-Celebrity-Restaurant-Scene-Examiner~y2010m2d7-Confessions-of-a-chocoholic-An-interview-with-Lisa-Lampanelli?cid=channel-rss-Restaurants',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b722f3ed9f23' name='a_4b722f3ed9f23' >Confessions of a chocoholic: An interview with Lisa Lampanelli</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b722f3ed9f23').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "It's no secret that Lisa Lampanelli loves the \"chocolate daddies.\" However, the acid-tongued comedienne is ready to prove once and for all that the old saying \"Once you go black, you never go back\" isn't true when she says \"I do\" to her fianc, Jimmy Big Balls, this October.";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.JIMSULLIVANINK.COM/content/view/1687/1/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.JIMSULLIVANINK.COM/content/view/1687/1/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b722f3eded46' name='a_4b722f3eded46' >The Residents: Darkness on the Edge of Town at the Middle East</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b722f3eded46').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "Feb 10, 2010 at 12:00 AM Wed. Feb. 10 The Residents are the longest-lasting, strangest cult band in existence that is, if you want to call them a band.";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:12:10 GMT</i>";
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