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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:22:49 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "I now present to you the winning entry in my little Bad Bridesmaid contest, submitted by a lovely lady who prefers to be known simply as R. for reasons that will soon become obvious.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "I'M not sure about adding extra dimensions to the Royals. Let's face it, Camilla Parker Bowles in 3D could scar your kids for life.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:32:18 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Paul Wendkos, a movie and television director who was best known for the frothy surfer film \"Gidget,\" but whose other productions ranged from the dark and edgy to historical dramas, died Nov.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:26:02 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Once released, Style Mouse will allow users to click on any item they see on featured videos and buy it.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:43:40 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Maybe if my hot computer-generated indigenous alien chick is 3D too, I won't have to \"deal\" with real women either! Via Gawker, we find James Cameron offering his infinite wisdom to Playboy about being \"forced to deal with real women\" when discussing the intricacies of creating the perfect computer-generated tits for his upcoming movie, Avatar .";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:39:59 GMT";
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