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"; arnews[0] += "O'Brien 3, Colbert 2, Ferguson 2, Letterman 2, Fallon 1, Kimmel 1 Winner Jimmy Kimmel: \"Oprah announced she's quitting to devote herself to yo-yo dieting.\" David Letterman: \"Do you like going home to your parents' house for Thanksgiving? I like getting to see a rotary phone again.\" \"President Obama pardoned the White House turkey."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:55:09 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="2009 American Music Awards: Nominations List
"; arnews[1] += "This year's American Music Awards will be its 36th incarnation . The AMAs were created back in 1973 by rock 'n roll legend Dick Clark to compete with the Grammys."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:13:30 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Sophie, what is it that you do exactly?
"; arnews[2] += "CELEBRITY blogger Perez Hilton calls her a \"Z-list actress\". But has Sophie Monk become Australia's very own Lindsay Lohan? Both showed exceptional promise at the start of their careers Monk on the television show Popstars , which launched her girl group Bardot, and Lohan as a budding child actor and model."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:01 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Musical Aurora brothers have big weekend
"; arnews[3] += "Between band battles and Mickey Mouse, it's a big weekend for the brothers Welton."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:01:00 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Rihanna Album "A Roller Coaster of Emotions"
"; arnews[4] += "With Rihanna 's new album, Rated R , coming out on Monday, November 23, the singer made an appearance on On-Air with Ryan Seacrest ."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:37:20 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="Jamie Oliver brings culinary crusade to Toronto
"; arnews[5] += "These days, The Naked Chef is wearing a suit of shining armour. Jamie Oliver, the cheeky British lad who became famous 10 years ago for combining a no-nonsense approach to cooking with a look that said is coming to Toronto on Sunday in his new incarnation as Sir James, the ..."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:28:53 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
"; arnews[6]="Big Business For A 'New Moon' Romance
"; arnews[6] += "Are they or aren't they a couple? That's the multimillion-dollar question fueling the \"Twilight\" franchise."; arnews[6] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:09:38 GMT"; arnews[6] += "
"; arnews[7]="'Idol' winner Jordin Sparks hospitalized for appendicitis
"; arnews[7] += "Jordin Sparks, winner of season six of \"American Idol,\" has been hospitalized for appendicitis."; arnews[7] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[7] += "
"; arnews[8]="00am
"; arnews[8] += "\" CNN radio on the right law. Morgan ethical guidelines women in the American college -- instant gynecologist that women can wait until late morning."; arnews[8] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 01 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[8] += "
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