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arnews[0] += "Because these are the kinds of things that curious minds ponder, we're sure you've spent many a wee hour asking yourself if Nickelback sucks and how they could've ever accrued over 1 million fans on Facebook.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:18:00 GMT";
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "\"Love the band name, Ryder! And I really like Chris. He seems so down to earth.\" \"I love being a housewife.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:38:30 GMT";
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arnews[2]="
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arnews[2] += "Beechmont Players will present its winter production of John Culbertsona s a oeMessiah on the Frigidairea Feb.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:39:36 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "JEFF BEHRING, of Blackhawk, and a team of volunteers flew to Haiti on Jan. 27 on a humanitarian mission following the Caribbean nation's devastating Jan.";
arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:59:30 GMT";
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "Tim Miller didn't think about going to Haiti. It wasn't that he didn't want to, the thought just never crossed his mind, as there was no way the registered nurse from Fresno could get to the earthquake-stricken Caribbean island country more than 3,000 miles away.";
arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:02:22 GMT";
arnews[4] += "
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "I have a theory: If you are a person who is attracted to men, and you are between the ages of 24 and 40, you are probably nursing a huge crush on Paul Rudd.";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:07:46 GMT";
arnews[5] += "
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