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Publ.Date : Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "\"Celebrity Autobiography\" started in Los Angeles, had a special on Bravo and has become one of the in things for New York theater people to do on Monday nights - reading excerpts from other stars' books, with hilarious results.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 24 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Since his divorce from Star Jones became final Al Reynolds has been gallivanting around Miami like he just pulled a get out of jail free card out his twat.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Blog:SFGate: Culture Blog!: 56559 : How I met Neil Patrick Harris' replacement... Fine literature... My dear friend and editor of SFist , Brock Keeling and I share a birthday.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:46:36 GMT";
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