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arnews[0]="GOP Whines About Health-Care Summit, NY Times Says 'There, There!'
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arnews[0] += "When Republicans take President Obama up on his invitation to hash out their differences over health care this month, they will carry with them a fairly well-developed set of ideas intended to make health insurance more widely available and affordable, by emphasizing tax incentives and state innovations, with no new federal mandates and only a ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:54:33 GMT";
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arnews[1]="Colbert: "Sarah Palin Is a F--king Retard"
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arnews[1] += "Login or Register to post comments. 23 comments I actually like retards Tue, 02/09/2010 - 06:59 - wild magnolia after working with them for an admittedly short period of time, I gained a great deal of respect for them, so let me say this.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:51:29 GMT";
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arnews[2]="Sarah Palin's Hand Notes Causes Late Night Laughter
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arnews[2] += "She was using hand notes scribbled on the palm of her hand. No, it wasn't the kind of cheating that would have had the National Enquirer drooling over ex-Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's itinerary, but it was the kind of cheating that resulted in Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert making jokes about Palin's mentality on their respective shows.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:46:44 GMT";
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arnews[3]="Grown-up Reutter is top US hopeful to end women's short-track medal drought
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arnews[3] += "Katherine Reutter remembers figure skating lessons as a little girl, thinking how much more fun it would be to just cut loose and zip around the rink as fast as she could.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:48:17 GMT";
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arnews[4]="If Team USA doesn't succeed at Winter Games, will it blame Canada?
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arnews[4] += "Reporting from Vancouver, Canada - U.S. Olympic officials have one thing they would like to say to our neighbors from the Great White North.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:44:44 GMT";
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arnews[5]="Genealogy for a Nation of Immigrants
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arnews[5] += "It takes a long time and considerable patience to get to that surprise denouement of \"Faces of America,\" a four-part PBS series, beginning on Wednesday, about family roots by the Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:28:11 GMT";
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arnews[6]="Stephen Colbert Calls Sarah Palin "F---ing Retarded"
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arnews[6] += "Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert used Sarah Palin's \" satire\" defense of Rush Limbaugh against her Monday night, by declaring that the former Alaska governor is a \"f-king retard.\" During his show, Colbert was mocking Palin's speech at the Tea Party Convention on Saturday and even took jabs at the notes Palin had visibly written on her hand.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:16:28 GMT";
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arnews[7]="Still just 'satire'? Colbert calls Palin a 'f---ing retard'
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arnews[7] += "Sarah Palin got a taste of her own brand of 'satire' from Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert on Monday, when he called her a 'f---ing retard' during his show, 'The Colbert Report.' WATCH VIDEO BELOW.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:28:36 GMT";
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