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arnews[0] += "More 'Twilight Saga' parodies! Here's one brought to you by Vampax November 21, 3:39 PM LA Personalities Examiner Jorge Carreon Brandon Routh has plenty of bite in Funny or Die's \"Twilight\" parody.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "It's an old saw about independent films costing less than the catering budget for studio productions, so here's a new metaphor: The Canadian superhero movie Sidekick had a budget smaller than the electricity bill for just one of the sets on this summer's Superman Returns.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "The Grinch and his pal Max are back for another seasonal run of \"How The Grinch Stole Christmas.\" Television programmers decorate for the holidays much the same as we do.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:31:11 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "NBC has announced that the third season of \"Chuck\" will get a two night kick-off in January.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:40:29 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "It's unnecessary to poke fun at Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon because both films are funny enough on their own.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:55:02 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "In part two, we look at movies that we fall asleep to including The Postman , The Island , It's A Wonderful Life , Alexander and Superman Returns , and then movies that make us hungry like Julie & Julia , The Big Lebwoski , Chocolat and The Godfather .";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:32:56 GMT";
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