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arnews[0] += "I missed Sarah Palin. I'm glad she's back. Seeing her frosted, teased coif, makes me nostalgic for the election when we were all exploding with hope and optimism and Tina Fey's hilarious Saturday Night Live sketches.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:24:31 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Tina Fey reprised a tiny bit of her \"Saturday Night Live\" Sarah Palin impersonation last night during a presentation at the Ad Council Annual Dinner at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:30:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "It's that time of year again. Or at least it was. At the first of each year, I write about Lake Superior State University's List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:19:41 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Friday, November 20, 2009 A Word about Sarah Palin Mrs. Palin has just released her biography and is now on a book tour promoting her book Going Rogue .";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:30:16 GMT";
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "After introducing Lopez on her CNN Headline News program last night, Behar played a clip of Lopez's HBO special in which he said, \"There are a lot of politicians that would be Latinos and a lot now who are Latino.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:55:54 GMT";
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "The most tiresome thing about this season of 30 Rock has been the entire Dealbreakers plotline.";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:31:09 GMT";
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