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"; arnews[0] += "\"The Nail\" is a very emotionally moving film about Joey Nardone, a boxer who became famous for his ability to punch nails into the walls with his fists."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:59:01 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Torre gets into act with cameo roles
"; arnews[1] += "Dodgers manager Joe Torre moonlighted over the winter as an actor playing himself in cameo appearances on ABC's \"Castle\" and CBS's \"Gary Unmarried.\" In Monday night's episode of \"Castle,\" a former Major League Baseball player is found dead after a goodwill trip to Cuba."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:17:00 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Getting Naked at Work and Reciting Shakespeare
"; arnews[2] += "Sitting in desolate isolation entrapped by a cubicle My boredom melancholy counted by ticking clocks Water coolers burping passing time like hour glasses Co-workers gossiping about the celebrity couple that punched a nun in the face And adopted a one legged orphan from Sri Lanka with rabies named Pujuma I can no longer bear the monotony So I jump ..."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:20:44 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Jackie Chan Minus Kung Fu Equals Tony Danza
"; arnews[3] += "But instead of the Buster Keatonesque, hyperchoreographed fight scenes we've come to expect from Chan, he just waves a stick around, clumsily striking one of the attackers."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:31:00 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="WTF: Baptists in Haiti
"; arnews[4] += "I try to be as accurate as possible and appreciate others constructively calling me out when I get something wrong."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:00:45 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="Sid Brody, 87, dies after life dedicated to aiding V'land community
"; arnews[5] += "VINELAND -- To say Sid Brody had his heart in the community would be an understatement."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
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