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arnews[0] += "Even before the nation's economy went south, the prime-time sitcom was mired in its own miserable slump.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Something funny is happening on TV again By CHUCK BARNEY Contra Costa Times Even before the nation's economy went south, the prime-time sitcom was mired in its own miserable slump.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:06:27 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "When it was announced that Elizabeth Banks would guest star on ABC's new hit comedy \"Modern Family,\" one assumed she would ham it up as she has in \"The 40-Year-Old Virgin\" and \"Scrubs.\" Ham it up she did, as Mitchell and Cameron's wild, hard-partying friend.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:37:49 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "For his 11th birthday, Nolan Gould was hoping for a banana Butterfinger cake, then a trip to Disneyland, but he knew he also had to attend a table read for his role as Luke on ABC's hit Wednesday comedy \"Modern Family.\" The curly-haired boy plays the sort of dopey kid brother who eats bubbles and doesn't quite get what's going on around him.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:05:39 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Spoilers for last night's Modern Family after the jump: * Sssh! Waita 'listen for a second.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:07:03 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Even before the nation's economy went south, the prime-time sitcom was mired in its own slump.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:26:57 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "Fred Willard, better known for his zany improvisational skills with roles in films such as \"Best in Show,\" \"A Mighty Wind\" and \"For Your Consideration,\" is the latest guest star to join the family on ABC's hit comedy \"Modern Family.\" Continuing with already more-than-perfect casting decisions, the 70-year-old will play Phil Dunphy's father, ABC ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:40:20 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "Time for another ab workout, my friends! Modern Family airs tonight on ABC in what just might be the best episode yet...Did someone say Ed Norton and Elizabeth Banks ? Oh yes they did.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:35:18 GMT";
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arnews[8] += "Time for another ab workout, my friends! Modern Family airs tonight on ABC in what just might be the best episode yet...Did someone say Ed Norton and Elizabeth Banks ? Oh yes they did.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:34:18 GMT";
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