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"; arnews[0] += "LeBron James, 10 stories tall and bare-chested, could join the growing number of athletes who are baring more to build their brand."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:10:54 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Catch up on the week
"; arnews[1] += "MONDAY The Government is listening to concerns over plans to scrap tax relief on childcare vouchers and an announcement will be made next month, said Children's Secretary Ed Balls."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Rays look to fill catching, pen holes
"; arnews[2] += "With the free agency period starting last Friday, the Rays find themselves in a somewhat similar situation to last winter."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:07:54 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Elon Wins at Samford; Will Learn Playoff Fate Sunday
"; arnews[3] += "In a battle of two of the country's top-15 defenses, it was the Elon offense which was able to put points on the board to lead the 10th-ranked Phoenix to a 27-7 Southern Conference football victory over the home-standing Samford Bulldogs in the regular-season finale for both squads."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:41:18 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="UNCW soccer readies for big challenge from Wake Forest
"; arnews[4] += "Chad Tomko leads the team in scoring , but there is balance as eight Seahawks average at least six points and a ninth, Will O'Huaregbe, scored in double figures in the win over Penn State."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:21:03 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="100 Years Ago
"; arnews[5] += "Peace, prosperity and plenty marked Thanksgiving Day, 1909. Hundreds of huntsmen took advantage of the beautiful weather and took to the woods."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:11:29 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
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